Need a character for your story, play, movie and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM!
Your character is an urban athelete who wants to destroy a wide-eyed family but is blocked in this desire by an urban ecologist who wants to give birth to a wide-eyed spouse but is blocked in this desire by a subgroup.
GenerateInspired by the following comic: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2216