Need a character for your story, play, movie and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM!
Your character is an urban planner who wants to hug a competing jerk but is blocked in this desire by a licensed smith who wants to steal a hairy dog but is blocked in this desire by an urban loner who wants to unmask a powerful telepath but is blocked in this desire by an adult model who wants to bewitch an infamous family but is blocked in this desire by a demineralization.
GenerateInspired by the following comic: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2216