Need a character for your story, play, movie and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM!
Your character is a fruit dinosaur who wants to bewitch an infamous surgeon but is blocked in this desire by a robot stylist who wants to get over a hairy telepath but is blocked in this desire by a silver dancer who wants to bewitch a competing spouse but is blocked in this desire by a licensed priest who wants to profit from an attractive religion but is blocked in this desire by a pistol.
GenerateInspired by the following comic: http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2216